Disclaimer: our company will not be held liable for any fatal errors you might encounter during the installation and operation of this teleportation device. Make sure you and your friends read the manual fully before using the apparatus; double check that all switches and all cables are connected correctly. Don’t panic if you see a red spark.
Doing all of the above, will ensure a wonderful trip and (maybe) all of your limbs will still be attached to your body when arriving at your destination. And always remember that teleportation (when using our tools) is fast, fun and remarkably safe.